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    Default The Cow From Wallan

    The only cow in the small town of Munruben stopped
    giving milk. The locals did some research and found
    they could buy a cow from Wallan for $200.

    They bought the cow and found it was a wonderful
    producer and kept the village in milk and the people
    were happy.

    The good people of Munruben decided to buy a bull
    to mate with the Wallan cow and produce more cows
    like it so they would never have to worry about the
    milk suppy again.

    They duly found a bull and bought it and put it in the
    paddock with the cow from Wallan.

    However, whenever the bull came near the cow, the
    cow would move away. No matter what approach the
    bull tried, the cow would move away and he could not
    succeed in his quest.

    The Rubens, as they are known, were very upset and
    decided to ask the local vet. They told the vet what
    was happening.

    The vet considered the matter for a while and asked,
    "Did you buy this cow from Wallan, in Victoria.

    The people were dumbfounded, since they had never
    mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are
    truly a wise vet," they said. "How did you know we
    got the cow from Wallan?"

    The vet replied, with a distant look in his eye, and
    replied, "My wife comes from Wallen."

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    And all this time, whenever I heard people speak
    of "that old cow from Wallan", I thought they
    were speaking about my wife.

    Good one Barry.

    Allan

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    You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.

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    GROAN

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    And all this time, whenever I heard people speak
    of "that old cow from Wallan", I thought they
    were speaking about my wife.

    Good one Barry.

    Allan

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    You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.

    Be carefull Allan that old cow has your tablets.
    Cheers Fred



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