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  1. 4th December 2009, 09:49 PM #1
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    Poor old Herbert had died and his wife put a notice
    in the local paper - "Herbert is dead".

    The clerk commented, "You can have another seventeen
    words for the same price if you want to".

    She jumped at the opportunity and made the notice
    read - "Herbert is dead. For urgent sale wood lathe,
    bandsaw, electric drill, chisels, sandpaper, heaps of
    wood, various polishes and scrollsaw".

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  2. 4th December 2009, 10:27 PM #2
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    Where the photo's and prices or link to the add Allan.
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  3. 4th December 2009, 11:31 PM #3
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    That's not funny.
    You shouldn't joke about selling his machines!
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    Quote Originally Posted by snapman007 View Post
    That's not funny.
    You shouldn't joke about selling his machines!
    It will be funny when you get older, mate. Trust me on this.

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  5. 5th December 2009, 10:11 PM #5
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    That's great
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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  6. 6th December 2009, 02:02 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by snapman007 View Post
    That's not funny.
    You shouldn't joke about selling his machines!
    That's an odd comment from a bloke whose avatar
    says "Pimpmobile for sale" etc.

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