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4th March 2015, 11:54 PM #1
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE
Guys, Please be carefull of putting your thoughts into words.
Please excuse language at the end....
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY
OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR
OWN AGE AND
THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T
LOOK THAT OLD. WELL....
YOU'LL LOVE THIS
ONE.
MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND
I WAS SITTING IN THE
WAITING ROOM FOR MY
FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A
NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS
DDS DIPLOMA,
WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A
TALL, HANDSOME,
DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE
SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY
HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
30-ODD YEARS AGO.
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY
THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH
ON, WAY BACK THEN?
UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER,
I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY
SUCH THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED
MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED
FACE WAS WAY TOO
OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY
CLASSMATE. AFTER HE
EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED
HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
MURRAY BRIDGE HIGH SCHOOL .
'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A
MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH
PRIDE.
'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I
ASKED.
HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1975.
WHY DO YOU ASK?'
'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I
EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY
THEN THAT
OLD,
BALD,
WRINKLED,
FAT ASS,
GRAY-HAIRED,
DECREPIT
SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,
'WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???'
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5th March 2015, 12:17 AM #2
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SWMBO had the reverse experience. A few years back she went to a school reunion at a school where she taught as a fresh faced 21 year old. One of the sleazier ex-students tried to chat her up until he realised who she was. when he even asked her what form class she was in because he didn't recognise her.
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