The Miracle Of Toilet Paper

[Wood Borer]

I don't know who is the stupidest? The man or the woman?

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I ask.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your bum, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man

[Stu in Tokyo]

OK, that was funny!!

[Auld Bassoon]

Courtesy of Rob, I flicked the above around to a few colleagues at work, and being generous sharing folk, many of them shared it onwards.

Hoo! did I get dumped on by the many female types there!

Thanks Rob

Cheers!

[Stu in Tokyo]

I told it to my lovely wife, and she laughed out loud, she thought it was really funny!