Forum Idjit!

[Christopha]

I come looking here and I find bods who don't know how to back a trailer good like me, bods who can't turn good like me, bods what don't know how to carpent like me and I gets disgusted. Whadda buncha dills!
Went ter town last week an bought a new telly, ripper! Got home ternight and set her up, ripper, hmmmm.... no juice..... bugger, plug the vitamin miser thing in, yep juice at the power thing but nix at the telly... Read thye instruction manual as a last resort, read it agen, hmmmm... I musta bought a dud, better take it 400clicks back ter town an complain. Ok, there's a phone number, ring, get on hold, stay on hold, remain on hold for the entire lifetime of several generations of millipedes... "Good Morning sir, ( 5 in the arvo!) my name is Davinda, (OMIGAWD!!!) Davinda takes all my details including my underwear size, hair length and sexual orientation and after 30 loooong minutes of this schidt says" Sir, please put your hand under the right hand side of the tellingvision," I does. "feel anything sir?" "OH!" says me... "That sir is the on - off switch sir"
SHHHHHEEEEEEIIIIIT!
I am ofishaley an IDJIT

[Handyjack]

You did read the instructions did you not.
Don't worry it happens to others too.

At least you did not need to return it to the store 400 clicks away.

[tea lady]

Next you'll be able to find stuff in the shed!

[Scott]

Always RTFM.

[A Duke]

If they solved that one over the phone for you I would say you are not the first to have that problem.

I remember being called in on a problem when the wiz bang gear in the auditorium would not work.
The lecturer his superior half the IT department and two of us Sparkies before we discovered a switch on the side of the monitor that some one had discovered and switched off for the first time ever when packing up the last time it had been used.
Regards

[Christopha]

You did read the instructions did you not.
Don't worry it happens to others too.

At least you did not need to return it to the store 400 clicks away.

I actually checked after and it isn't in the instructions but I had turned it every which way looking.....

[Christopha]

Next you'll be able to find stuff in the shed!

Ridiculous!!! That will never happen..

[Cliff Rogers]

You could have posted a question on here with the model number, underwear size, hair length and sexual orientation etc & we would have asked you "Did you turn it on?"

There are still some helpful people on here.

[wheelinround]

Beware this man will soon be in Sydney teaching people ow to apply polish. Please make sure he knows where the lathe ON switch is!!!!

[Cliff Rogers]

....Please make sure he knows where the lathe ON switch is!!!!

Psst.... he doesn't turn it off.

[BobR]

You could have posted a question on here with the model number, underwear size, hair length and sexual orientation etc

Not sure I want to know!

[kiwigeo]

Davinda takes all my details including my underwear size, hair length and sexual orientation and after 30 loooong minutes of this schidt says" Sir, please put your hand under the right hand side of the tellingvision," I does. "feel anything sir?" "OH!" says me... "That sir is the on - off switch sir"
SHHHHHEEEEEEIIIIIT!
I am ofishaley an IDJIT

Not your fault mate....if an on-off switch isn't immediately obvious to the user of the appliance then IMHO it is a very badly designed appliance.

[Christos]

Lets hope this does die down or people will be yelling out in the middle of his instructions at the wood show. "Did you turn it on?"

[Sturdee]

I musta bought a dud, better take it 400clicks back ter town an complain.

Or you could have used it as a doorstop.


Peter.

[wheelinround]

Just how did you get it home on the bike by the way