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    Default Secret Party

    The workers in a large office were making secret plans to stage a big
    office party for the 70-year old cleaning woman who had spent the
    better part of her life with the company.

    Somehow the secret leaked out and the woman got wind of it.

    Much perturbed, she rushed to the office manager. "Please sir," she
    cried, "Do not let them do it! Do not let them do it!"

    "Oh, come now, Mrs. Smith, you must not be so modest. After all, they
    simply want to show how much you are appreciated."

    "Appreciated, my foot," exclaimed the woman. "I am not going to clean
    up after a mess like that!"
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    At last Rodgera, a "clean" joke from you.

    The mods wont need to delete this one.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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