Not the Tuesday thread?

[bennylaird]

Best not be another mindless thread, they just waste bandwidth and do no one any good.

Please do not respond to this thread as it just encourages time wasting when we should all be working.

And on the aniversary of the first airing of Faulty Towers as well

[bitingmidge]

There'd be lots of deckhands responding normally matey, but it's talk like a pirate day and we've all got skurvy bitten swabs t' keel haul.

Aaarrrrrr.

P

[bennylaird]

Arggghhh Me Matey, not much good at this pirate banter. Will hafta learn from you old salts. To busy working on the fleet to scoure the seven seas the keel haul all the pirate skum. But the Queens vessels shoot from afar these days with supersonic parrots on the wing.

[bennylaird]

Lets see?????

6 no trumps!

[MurrayD99]

Pieces of eight, pieces of eight...

[bennylaird]

See your eight and raise you another, Me Hearty............

Bleeding Parrot is dead.......

[keith53]

I can never remember whether its 500 pieces of 8 or 800 pieces of 5

[silentC]

I'll see your dead parrot and raise you one slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it.

[bennylaird]

A strwberry Tarrrrrrrrrrttttttttttt?

I call.

[silentC]

OK, I have a pair of shrubberies, one slightly higher than the other so that you get the two-level affect, with a little path running down the middle.

[bennylaird]

A path a path...........

I say Nikghhhhhhhhhhhhhhht to you.

[keith53]

OK, I have a pair of shrubberies, one slightly higher than the other so that you get the two-level affect, with a little path running down the middle.

Getting right into the spirit of things with that avatar Silent

[Harry72]

Arrrh that ni be SilentC that be C'Beard the silent me hearty arrrh