Which airline?

[Toyboy]

A man sitting at a bar at Sydney International Airport noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him.

He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan:

"Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself:

"Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again,

"Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same confused look.

He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan:

"Smooth as Silk."

This time the woman turned on him,

"What the f *# % do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh, Jetstar..!"

[munruben]

Pretty good.

[Barry Hicks]

Didn't you like the way I told it back on Jan 30 John?

[munruben]

Didn't you like the way I told it back on Jan 30 John?

Sure did Barry but you know I got a short memory.

[Toyboy]

Sorry Barry, I wasn't aware you'd already posted this one. I only received it the day before from a mate up Cape York way.

[fxst]

Still using carrier pidgeons toyboy??

[Toyboy]

I'm hurt.

Do you really think we're that backward out here?

I'll have you know, our air-raid siren, (which sounds off every time an enemy plane goes over), is still like new and when we get electricity, my SWMBO can stop pedalling while I use my computer.

They say we should get moving pictures one day too. Bloody technology....where will it all end?

So there.

[Barry Hicks]

Not a problem TB. I am happy someone else
besides me thought it was good enough for the
jokes forum.

[wheelinround]

Years ago when doing Travel Consultant course one of the instructors explained all the airline names anograms

unfortunatley none of which other than the old TAA can be put here

TAA Try Another Airline

Lufthansa is a beaut would be put in the Orange room
QANTAS would have me in the discrimination court

[Barry Hicks]

Wheelin, you probably recall the days when we had
TAA, ANA and Ansett?

TAA exhorted us to 'FlyTAA, the friendly way' and ANA
were keen to have us 'Fly ANA, the family way'.

Naturally, the wits couldn't leave this alone and along
came the story about the young lady who 'flew to
Sydney the friendly way' and came home by ANA 'in the
family way'. She said the next time she would fly
Ansett and chance it.