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    Unhappy the Festool that ate my finger

    WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED

    Lovely Festool drill, init.

    Lovely SHARP 1/2" bit, init.

    Look closer..see those slimy lookin' red and white bits?

    They are the flesh, blood and muscle of my plumbers right index finger.

    I finally got a Plumber/ Gasfitter to come and connect my new gas hob in the kitchen. 5 minutes into the job he was passed out on the grass outside having drilled his finger, sprayed blood all over my nice new carcasses and oak floor.

    What a god awful mess. I dug out the 1st Aid kit and covered it all up. When he came to he was as white as..I really thought he'd had a heart attack..after a little rest he drove off to the hospital....I'm bloody jinxed...
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


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    I never thought of a C-12 as a weapon of mass destruction before. :eek: How in the B****y He11 did he do that? :confused:
    Cheers,

    Bob



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    Addemdem to previous note to self:

    Don't even work in the same town as Sheddie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shedhand View Post
    WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED

    Lovely Festool drill, init.

    Lovely SHARP 1/2" bit, init.

    Look closer..see those slimy lookin' red and white bits?

    They are the flesh, blood and muscle of my plumbers right index finger.

    I finally got a Plumber/ Gasfitter to come and connect my new gas hob in the kitchen. 5 minutes into the job he was passed out on the grass outside having drilled his finger, sprayed blood all over my nice new carcasses and oak floor.

    What a god awful mess. I dug out the 1st Aid kit and covered it all up. When he came too he was as white as..I really thought he'd had a heart attack..after a little rest he drove off to the hospital....I'm bloody jinxed...
    Aren't you glad you got a pro to do that - imagine the mess if you'd tried to do it yourself!!!
    I mean who would have been able to clean up and make sure that the oak floor wasn't marked for life???

    Seriously - another story to indicate that this is a dangerous hobby/pasttime and we are all one slip away from amputation (now there's a thought - what if I were to turn on the jointer and take the gouty big toe off with it - couldn't hurt more than the blanking gout!!!)
    Cheers

    Jeremy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Childress View Post
    I never thought of a C-12 as a weapon of mass destruction before. :eek: How in the B****y He11 did he do that? :confused:
    G'day Bob, he was drilling a hole through the melamine carcase and had his finger underneath to give some thrust support. the drill bit cut through and his finger was wedged between the still spinning bit and the side of the carcase. Its weird but as he started I was thinking, "a plumber with good woody tools ( he also had a very nice Pro Tool jigsaw) - - he's gonna hurt himself.... "
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


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    Quote Originally Posted by bennylaird View Post
    Addemdem to previous note to self:

    Don't even work in the same town as Sheddie
    Sheddie the Dangerman...comin' to a town near you..be afraid, be VERY afraid..... :eek:
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


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    Default Omg

    Plumbers back on the job....20, yep, 20 stitches...between the first and second knuckle. drill marks on the bone his doctor said.... :eek:
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shedhand View Post
    Plumbers back on the job....20, yep, 20 stitches...between the first and second knuckle. drill marks on the bone his doctor said.... :eek:

    Mate he only came back to pick up his tools and your get the poor cripple straight back onto the job :eek:
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    TEEJAY

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    Quote Originally Posted by TEEJAY View Post
    Mate he only came back to pick up his tools and your get the poor cripple straight back onto the job :eek:
    Can't blame Sheddy, more likely the poor plumber is trying to meet the payments on his nice new Festool...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    Can't blame Sheddy, more likely the poor plumber is trying to meet the payments on his nice new Festool...
    He just finished the job. Asked him for the bill. Said he'd post it to me. I reckon he's gonna try and figure a way to build the medical expenses in.. ... and here I was chasing him up the driveway...MATE MATE..you forgot your Festool Drill. Blurry Iriot I am.... I even cleaned the blood and gore off the drill bit for him.
    If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!


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    OH NO the horror show continues
    Any thing with sharp teeth eats meat.
    Most powertools have sharp teeth.
    People are made of meat.
    Abrasives can be just as dangerous as a blade.....and 10 times more painfull.

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    festool drills ARE OFFICIALLY DESIGNATED a weapon of mass finger destruction. i got the same result

    quantity of flesh on drill bit = missing flesh on finger

    i came round, lying on the floor cos ive passed out, there's blood on the carpet, my blood



    its ONLY blood on the carpet of a flat in knightsbridge, london, 200 metres from harrods

    the flat cost 6.5 million (australian dollars) before renovation

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    It seems in the Smith family shed if you are not bleeding you are not working hard enough.

    I remember my old man coming home everyday with a hanky in his pocket soaked in blood. It was always something like

    'caught on the barbed wire' or 'mongrel apprentice last time he uses the chainsaw' yep there was always a reason ...... and yes often it was 'oh, I am such a doodle brain'

    I sometimes need to quantify the amount of blood on the outside of my body to the wife but not too often!

    Pete
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    As they'd say on Monty Python, it's just a flesh wound......


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    You guys just reminded me why I leave the big jobs and tools to Ken....
    I'll stick with the scroll saw ( safe - unless you leave it on talking to people and pointing at something...... but at least it doesn't eat fingers, just gives them a little wake up call)

    Juvy

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