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    He left home about 8:30 a.m. to play golf with his friends. On the way out the door he answered his wife's "what time will you be home?" question with "probably about 1:30, I'll have lunch at the club."

    1:30 came and went, 3:00 passed, 6:15, still not home, finally at about
    7:00pm he rolls in the driveway, leaves his clubs in the garage, and presents his wife with a pizza, and begins the apologetic story.

    We finished our game about 11:30, had lunch and I started home, when alongside the road I saw this attractive girl with a flat tire on her car. I stopped to help, got the tire changed, and looked around for a place to wash my hands. She offered money, but I refused, so she suggested that I at least allow her to buy me a beer.

    She said "There's a tavern just up the road and they have a restroom, you can clean up a bit. I agreed to stop, we had a beer, then another beer, then a couple more, and I realized that this girl was not only pretty, she was very friendly, and a good companion to spend time with. Before I knew it, we were in the motel next door having sex. And that is why I am so late getting home.

    His wife looked him right in the eye and said, "Don't bullsh!t me, you Ba57ard!
    You played 36 holes, didn't you?
    Cheers Fred



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    ...reverse psychology... love it...


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    Hmmm, reminds me of the time I ...... oops, better not share that.



    Doug

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