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Thread: Aaah So.
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22nd October 2004, 06:45 PM #1
Aaah So.
A Chinese couple get married - and they are both virgins.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring" he says, "I know is you firs time and you berry frightened. I promise you, is my firs time also. I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - jus anyting you want, you say. What you want?"
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
"I want....numma 69", she eventually replies.
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually in a puzzled tone he queries..."You want.... Beef with Blackbean sauce?"Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.