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  1. 27th November 2008, 06:04 PM #1
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    Default Speeding ...

    My wife emailed me this one today.....



    I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING YESTERDAY.


    THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT ..............


    ............. UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT













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  2. 27th November 2008, 07:46 PM #2
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    Good one.
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    poor fellow
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    nice one!
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    Did he booked for not wearing a seat belt.

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    I think his lap-belt was done up just a wee tad too tight...
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    Is it really a lap dog
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  8. 29th November 2008, 11:20 AM #8
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    Prob have to hose out the boot.
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