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17th April 2008, 08:55 AM #1
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John & Allan on tour
Allan and John were driving through Louisiana, in the USA. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, John asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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17th April 2008, 09:08 AM #2
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I like it.
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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17th April 2008, 09:35 PM #3
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