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25th July 2014, 03:48 PM #1Senior Member
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ebay again - cast iron thing of great merit and prestige
Cast iron thing of great merit and prestige.
Large Cast Iron Thing OF Great Merrit AND Prestige in Kew, VIC | eBay
The owner doesn't know what it is but that doesn't stop him from giving a page long spiel about owning this classic " thing " that would leave a used car salesman breathless.
Stewie
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26th July 2014, 10:30 AM #2
That's hilarious.
anne-maria.
Tea Lady
(White with none)
Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.
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27th July 2014, 05:10 PM #3
The description raised a smile but now I want to find out what it is.
Regards
John
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27th July 2014, 06:04 PM #4Senior Member
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I would bid on it, but how could I deprive somebody else of something obviously so priceless
cheers pat
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27th July 2014, 07:14 PM #5Taking a break
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I'd give him $20 just for the humour
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28th July 2014, 10:56 AM #6Try not to be late, but never be early.
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So..............what is it?
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28th July 2014, 02:57 PM #7Awaiting Email Confirmation
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It's obvious...it's something of Great Merrit.. maybe stolen from him....I give this guy 'great merit' for his humour
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29th July 2014, 12:04 AM #8Senior Member
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100% it is definitely a thing.
Steve
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30th July 2014, 08:07 AM #9
Too good to lose ...
"If you do things with stuff then you need one of these. I would have found it difficult to get through the last twenty years without one. It has everything one requires in this type of item; dull grey paint of the type used by Deckell or Alexandra. A hand wheel which rotates in a manner made popular by round things with a central hub. A cunning little lever which makes something happen at a distance. A plate which kicks attractively to one side by about 4 deg (Celcius or Richter, which ever you prefer) when said wheel reaches a certain point in its rotation.Two (Count 'em, 2) alignment pegs to ensure that the thing you use it for is correctly placed for when the action to occurs.
Included in the package is Mass, helping it to interact well with Gravity. There is no danger of it getting flighty and taking off and puncturing the ozone layer.
Obedient; if you put it somewhere and tell it to stay you can be sure that it will stay until you pick up the leash and manhandle it to another location. Face it, you probably can't get that from your kids.
Magnificently mounted with great enthusiasm in parallel alignment with the very manual handwheel is a fine grade stone, possibly Arkansas or India or Whashita, allowing very fine and generally a personal best honing of the thing that you have aligned with the pegs.
Several of the other outstanding features of this wonderful aid to modern manufacturing technology include a complete lack of requirement for any type of electricity. It will not require Li or NiCad batteries to be recharged. You never have to find an extension lead for it. Similarly it gets quite astounding miles to the gallon. So far I have put away several gallons of scotch and it has not miss a beat nor has it pulled over to the side of the road causing great distress to the occupants.
It does not take messages nor does it require a connection to the internet. It operates correctly within a temperature range greater than humans can withstand.
I have personally kicked several goals with this device in a very laudatory manner and been acclaimed for the accuracy given the distance.
If you need it done, this will do it. Don't hesitate, buy it now for yourself or the wife. God knows she needs one.
Makes an interesting and slightly greasy present. Great with kids, fun for the dog. Comes in several colours though some of them are starting to fade. Your car will thank you for it. The Joneses will be hard pressed to keep up with you.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the ball is in your court. Place a tick in the box marked 1, fold along the lines indicated and place in the receptacle provided. Results will be made public in a manner suiting the brevity of the occasion.
I thank you for your attention. Tea and cake has be kindly provided by the Ladies Auxiliary."
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30th July 2014, 08:12 AM #10
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30th July 2014, 10:45 AM #11Try not to be late, but never be early.
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Oh the disappointment, I saw that my friend pmcgee had entered the fray so knew that he had, of course, trawled the internet and found the true purpose of the tool, its origins, inventor and at least three archived interviews with ancient tradies who had actually used the blasted thing.
Now come on Paul, abandon all other pursuits for the time being and concentrate.......
Yours in anticipation,
Geoff.
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30th July 2014, 07:44 PM #12Senior Member
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I know what it is.
Well. Where do I start?
As you all know after an illustrious career as a space cadet I am semi institutionalised due to reality lapses and my carers (Nurse and the Restrainer brothers) like to keep me under chemical and physical wraps so to speak. However in my increasingly diminishing moments of lucidity I caught a glimpse of the "thing". Hah! I exclaimed. I know what that is. That my fellow Forumites is a piece of soviet era space junk. Some sputnik has spat it out and it has come to earth in our sunburned, girted, sweeping plains.
More specifically I know what it is used for. I'm not as familiar with the Crylic alphabet as I was but the Russian word for it is Rotcapmoctihs (I could have spelled that backwards though!) The device is a vital component of any space vehicle and no self respecting cosmonaut (or astronaut for that matter) would go into space without it. Well, despite all the pretty words expended about it, that's what it is used for.
PS. The paper roll hold is missing. Must have burned up re entering the atmosphere
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31st July 2014, 01:53 AM #13
It's clearly a Rotary Hone for an Eccentric Whatchamacallit.
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1st August 2014, 12:35 AM #14GOLD MEMBER
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Somebody bought it.
Anyone here?
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7th August 2014, 06:09 PM #15Senior Member
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Probably not and I still don't know what the hell it is ??????
Stewie