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  1. #1
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    Default Six truths of life



    1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.



    2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it.



    3. The first truth is a lie.



    4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot.



    5. You will soon forward this to another idiot.



    6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.



    You hang in there sunshine, you're special.

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    Red face

    Sucked in.

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    Also sucked in. And saved. And printed.

    Thanks,
    Joe
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian Smith View Post




    1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.


    I bet Gene Simmons from Kiss can do it.
    Whatever note you blow youre never more than a semitone away from the correct one....(Miles Davis)

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