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    Default A Catholic Heart Attack

    A man suffered a sudden serious heart attack, and had immediate lifesaving open heart bypass surgery.
    He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a catholic hospital.
    As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance.
    He replied, in a weak voice, "No health insurance."
    The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
    He replied. "No money in the bank."
    The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you with the cost?"
    He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
    The nun became agitated, and said loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

    The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."

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    ...I like it...I like it a lot.
    Have passed it on to some Cath. school teachers


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    Back To Car Building & All The Sawdust.

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    Beauty!!!! Love it.
    There ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk!!

    Tom Waits

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    very funny

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