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Thread: sensitive man
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9th March 2006, 10:38 AM #1
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sensitive man
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them, and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put
into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for him to have such a large collection of Teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. All the while thinking to herself "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could father my children?" She turns to him. They kiss ... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over, strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?
The guy says:
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"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
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9th March 2006, 10:49 AM #2
I'd settle for duct tape and WD-40
Cheers
Tikki
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9th March 2006, 06:45 PM #3
why waste the wd-40...:eek:
RR
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9th March 2006, 06:55 PM #4
Originally Posted by rufflyrustic
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