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    A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the
    top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to
    feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind.
    Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
    noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up
    right now.
    Her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing
    right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame.
    How may we help you today?"
    Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have
    been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price
    of this lovely vehicle?"
    He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to
    #### yourself when I tell you the price.

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    Oh dear.....The dreaded censor strikes again.....Maybe I should have writ
    "Sierra, Hotel, India, Tango".

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