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15th January 2011, 06:40 PM #1
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First Aid
"How come you're late?" asks the bartender as the waitress walks in the door.
"It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down Elm street and
there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of
the street; he was thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull
was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank goodness, I took
that first aid course -- all my training came back to me in a flash."
"What did you do?" asks the bartender.
"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep myself from fainting!"Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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15th January 2011, 09:01 PM #2
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Well, she used her head didn't she.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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15th January 2011, 09:20 PM #3
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she wasn't blonde by any chanceCheers Fred
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