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    .The train was quite crowded, so the U.S. soldier walked the entire
    length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well
    dressed, middle aged woman's Poodle .
    The war weary marine asked, "Ma'am please may I have that seat?" The
    woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so
    rude, my little Fifi is using that seat."
    The marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
    under that dog.
    "Please, ma'am may I sit down? I am very tired."
    She snorted, "not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant."
    This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little
    dog, threw it out the train window, and sat down.
    The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour.
    An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often
    seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork
    in the wrong hand, you drive on the wrong side of the road, and now, sir,



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    .you have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

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    Good one
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    That's another good one
    ... mark it down on the chalkboard.



    Allan

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    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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