Ungrateful Neighbours

[smidsy]

Gee some neighbours are ungrateful.
Had the pressure cleaner out to clean my carport, and decided to clean some flowers belonging to the next door neighbour - ones over hanging my carport and dumping crap on my car which they won't trim.

Well, 1400 PSI of water from the trusty Karcher, the flowers are now so clean you can't see them but not one word of thanks...

[A Duke]

[wireliner]

I was selling my chainsaw a couple of years ago. A beautiful Husky 395xp with a 36" bar. I was out the front waiting for the purchaser so I thought I better make sure she started up, which it did, first pull. I rev it a few times and did my best "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" impersonation just as my neighbour walked out to see what the noise was about. He turned 5 shades of white and ran back inside. Never spoken to me since.

[Opelblues2]

I wave to my neighbour, every morning when she peeks out of her windows, going to give her a full monty one morning just she has something to look at

[Tonyz]

hope you dont disapoint her

[smidsy]

Growing up our back neighbour was a real nosey old biddy, the sort that called the council if she thought your grass was too long or your paths needed sweeping
Our house was front set while hers was rear set so the back fence was barely ten foot from her lounge.
Our mower at the time was an old orange Pope with 3 wheels (that kept you focused when mowing) and no muffler.
Our favourite trick was to park the mower by the fence line, full revs, full tank of petrol and go watch tv - couldn't kill that mower with a stick.