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> An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.
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> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
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> He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
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> One of the women shouted to him,'we're not coming out until you leave!'
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> The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked..'
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> Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
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> Some old men can still think fast.