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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
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    Default THIS SIGN IS POSTED AT A GOLF CLUB in Canada

    1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
    2. Form a loose grip.
    3. Keep your head down.
    4. Avoid a quick back swing.
    5. Stay out of the water.
    6 Try not to hit anyone.
    7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
    8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
    9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.
    10. Don't take extra strokes.
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    Well done!Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off!!!

  2. #2
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    They need that sign in urinals here. I've suffered from stray splash back a few times here.

  3. #3
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    Pakenham, outer Melb SE suburb, Vic
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    Good work, Don.


    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

  4. #4
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    Nice call Don
    like it....like it alot
    100% of all non-smokers die

  5. #5
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    Heh - good one Don - will have to put one up at the urinal at work!

    Sorry you missed the BBQ - think you had other commitments - perhaps next time.
    "Clear, Ease Springs"
    www.Stu's Shed.com


  6. #6
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    Off course. {groan}
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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