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  1. #1
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    Default Scented Candles for Men

    It seems in this day and time you can't go into an area dominated by
    a woman without detecting the 'aroma' (odorous terribilis) of some
    kind of bizarre scented candle. Everything from 'Boysenberry Vanilla
    Potpourri' to 'Spice Orange Jasmine Chocolate'. Sometimes it gives
    me a headache!

    Well, it's about time men had their own scented candles. Below you
    will find a few scents men would appreciate.

    '62 Chevy truck - Interior and Exhaust
    Gunpowder
    Wet Dog (only if it's your own dog)
    Frying Bacon (actually, a lot of different fried foods)
    Wood Smoke
    Chainsaw Exhaust
    Freshly Caught Bass
    Ozone (arc welder, of course)
    Acetylene
    Freshly Moved Dirt
    Silage
    Sawdust
    New Tires
    Hot Metal
    3 Year Old Cap
    Ammonia Fertilizer (light, of course)
    Burning Grass or Leaves
    Alfalfa
    Firecrackers
    Latex Paint
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  2. #2
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    Apart from the dog and i've never smelled gunpowder, i agree


    Cheers Fred
    Cheers Fred



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  3. #3
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    Dear Rodgera,

    Did you forget...

    - Shuttle Launch
    - Ultra Cold Beer on Tap, off Wood
    - Speedway (slightly different to '62 Chev...)
    - F1 (slightly different again...)
    - WW2 Panzer Crewman's Leather Jacket (Eastern Front...)
    - New Powertool
    - Cox .049
    - Nightclub with Pole Dancers
    - Steamtrain
    - Artillery Bombardment

    Best Wishes,
    Batpig

  4. #4
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    You left out booze and BS.

    Cheers,
    Joe
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

  5. #5
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    I was thinking you blokes had it pretty well covered, but then I thougth of this obscure little beauty.....

    Freshly machined timber!

    Well some spieces anyway.

    Ben.

  6. #6
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    Pretty Sally Hill, Wallan Vic
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    Don't forget the odour of the chisel being overheated
    on a grinding wheel. And what about the pungent odour
    of Camphor Laurel in a confined area.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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