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Thread: Memories...
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4th October 2011, 05:45 PM #1
Memories...
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old man walked by.
And one of the old Grandmas yelled out, saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man said, "There is no way you can guess it, you old fools."
One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! - Just drop your trousers and under pants and we can tell your exact age."
Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers. The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, "You're 87 years old!"
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, "How in the world did you guess?"
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison...
"We were at your birthday party yesterday!"
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4th October 2011, 08:11 PM #2regards
Nick
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