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    As most woodies are "Lovers" of the English language might enjoy this ... How do non-natives ever learn all the nuances of English?

    There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any
    other two-letter word, and that word is "UP."

    It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of
    the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?

    At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why
    are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to
    write UP a report?

    We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP
    the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We
    lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.

    At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir
    UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

    To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.

    And this up is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.

    We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We
    seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!

    To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP , look the word UP in
    the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4
    of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions

    If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many
    ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't
    give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.

    When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun
    comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets UP the
    earth. When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP .

    One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so ....
    Time to shut UP .....!
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    How do non-native speakers learn the nuances of English?

    I dunno...









    (Schtoo, English teacher in Japan...)

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    yer left out,

    Up yours Cazaly
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    I suppose he has raised a good point.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    How'd they come UP with all those?

    Someone clever thought that UP!

    Cheers,
    (or cheer UP)
    Andrew

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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna View Post
    yer left out,

    Up yours Cazaly
    I always thought it was UP there Cazaly and just UP yours.

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    or is it short for Utterly Pathetic

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    The English language must be hard for anyone to comprehend. Take for instance the meaning and spelling of the words: poor, pore, pore, pour and even paw.
    It must get confusing.
    Guess its UP to the individual.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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