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    A Girls Night Out

    The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I promised my
    husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the Hours passed and the
    margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed
    for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up
    and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,
    I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with
    such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to
    escape a possible conflict with him.

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in and I told him
    "around midnight." Much to my relief, he didn't seem ****** off at all!
    Whew!! Got away with that one, I thought. Then he said, in a wide-eyed
    Innocent voice, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
    "When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3
    times, then said, "Oh ****," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
    cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
    over the coffee table & farted."

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    Beee-uuttttyyyy !!

    Good work Silent...........cheers.......Sean


    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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