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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    SW Sydney
    Age
    75
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    12

    Default Sometimes I Wonder.....

    Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave myself
    a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in
    my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
    Suddenly I realized, I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I
    headed for the parking lot.

    My wife, Diane, has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the
    ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
    Her theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the
    doors of the church, I came to a terrifying conclusion. Her theory
    was right. The parking lot was empty.

    I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed
    that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then
    I made the most difficult call of all.

    "Honey," I stammered. I always call her "honey" in times like these.
    "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

    There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped,
    but then I heard Diane's voice.

    "Ken," she barked, "I dropped you off!"

    Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, would
    you come and get me?"

    Diane retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have
    not stolen your car."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Pretty Sally Hill, Wallan Vic
    Age
    85
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    0

    Default

    Good one

    Which reminds me ... my wife dropped me off
    the other night ... unfortunately I was in a bag and
    it was off the end of the pier.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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