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Thread: Why I fired my secretary!!!!!!!!
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18th October 2005, 11:44 AM #1
Why I fired my secretary!!!!!!!!
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up in the morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "happy birthday!", and possibly have a present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "happy birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.
My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "good morning, boss, Happy Birthday!"
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "you know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, "boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "happy birthday".
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.
To err is human, to really stuff up requires a computer!
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18th October 2005, 01:37 PM #2
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18th October 2005, 01:51 PM #3
Personal Experience????
Have a nice day - Cheers
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18th October 2005, 02:26 PM #4
Wont be allowed to happen under the new work place laws ... apparently, unless you believe the unions
I hate to say this but, I ALWAYS enjoy that yarnWhen my Grandad first heard that one, the tears rolled down his bib
Richard
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18th October 2005, 10:50 PM #5
Lovely work mate
Cheers..............Sean
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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18th October 2005, 11:17 PM #6
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Greatest Movie Quote Ever: "Its good to be the king!"____________________________
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18th October 2005, 11:32 PM #7
....... Oh, bloody hell ......
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