My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
Veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he
cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this
from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair
remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At
the register the druggist says, "If you're going to use this under your
arms don't use deodorant for a few days." The lady replies, "I'm not
using it under my arms."
The druggist then says, "If you're using it on your legs don't shave
for a couple of days." The lady replys, "I'm not using it on my legs
either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week