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Thread: Retirement Quiz
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18th April 2012, 07:35 PM #1
Retirement Quiz
Ready to retire?
Take this quiz to find out.
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids
will want to store stuff there.
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answers: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but
misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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18th April 2012, 08:13 PM #2
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I can relate to those - particularly Q2.
Tom
"It's good enough" is low aim
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18th April 2012, 08:21 PM #3
You know me so well. Its like you can see right in my head.
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19th April 2012, 06:13 AM #4acmegridley Guest
100% correct on all counts dont know how I found time to go to work,everydays a holiday.
Stay up as late as you want get up when you want,gee its hard to take
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