Prodo's vs Catholics

[Rodgera]

Paddy was in New York, patiently waiting at the crosswalk and watching the traffic cop. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, "Okay pedestrians". Then when the crosswalk was clear he'd allow vehicular traffic to pass again

He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.

After the cop had shouted "Pedestrians" for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, "Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?"

[damian]

When I was about 5 years old my parents took the family out to the airbase for the open day/air show. Place was deserted and they drove up to the front gate where the guard informed them the base would not be open to the public until next weekend.

A disapointed and insistent Damian protested from the back seat "we're not public! we're catholic!"

I didn't quite understand why the 3 adults were cracking up, but I was suitably p*s'd at missing the air show.

[fenderbelly]

Both good ones guys.


Cheers Fred

[Grumpy John]

Why do Catholics have bigger balls?.
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Because they invite more people

[rsser]