Terrible

[munruben]

A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to
her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours.
You want my advice?"
The man said yes and the Rabbi replied,
"Take the poison

[Allan at Wallan]

I am fairly sure I married her twin sister.

Allan

[Calm]

I am fairly sure I married her twin sister.

Allan

Allan i bet you turned the computer off quickly after you wrote that.

You thought the fires were hot & close - nothing like if SWMBO had read that post - it would have registered on the richtor scale.

Cheers

[wheelinround]

Val is short for VALKERI isn't it Allan

[Allan at Wallan]

Tell you what Ray - she is short but not on memory.

Allan