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Thread: A born loser
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27th August 2007, 09:01 PM #1
A born loser
A bloke was sitting at the Wallan pub looking
despondently at the drink in front of him.
Suddenly a big burly bloke sat beside him and
pinched the drink and scoffed it down.
The first bloke burst into tears and became
quite hysterical.
The burly bloke said, "Oh come on mate, I was
just having a bit of a joke with you, cheer up".
The chap replied, "This has just not been my day.
I slept in this morning and the boss sacked me.
When I tried to drive home I found my car had
been stolen. So I was walking home and got
skittled by a motor cyclist. I then decided to
come into this pub, determined to put an end to
my life, and you came along ... and pinched my
glass of poison.
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
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27th August 2007, 10:11 PM #2
DOH !
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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28th August 2007, 06:32 AM #3
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Born loser
That belongs on the top shelf Allan!
Barry Hicks
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