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Thread: well it mentions wood *shrug*
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1st April 2003, 10:13 AM #1
well it mentions wood *shrug*
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy
matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going
prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and
morning came and it was the Second Day
On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and barbies on
the beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it
was the Third Day.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide
malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages,
steak and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and
morning came and it was the Fifth Day.
On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach,
drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw that it was
good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go
to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God
created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was
good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.
On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard
the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes,
smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it
was good.... well almost good. God saw that the blokes were tired and needed
a rest.
So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and
clean the barbie. God saw that it was not just good, it was better than
that, it was bloody good.
IT WAS AUSTRALIA!!Great minds discuss ideas,
average minds discuss events,
small minds discuss people