Car accident

[Allan at Wallan]

As the policeman approached the scene of an
accident he found that the entire driver's side
of the Mercedes had been ripped off, taking
with it the driver's arm.

The yuppie driver kept saying, "My car, my car.
Look at my poor car".

The policeman said, "Sir, I would be more concerned
that you no longer have a right arm".

The yuppie looked down, saw that he no longer had
an arm and yelled out, "My Rolex, my Rolex".

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[malb]

Must a been a mollyduke yuppie. Most righties wear their watch on the left arm.