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    Default Funeral Joke

    A famous cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life.

    A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.

    Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket was rolled inside.
    The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

    At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

    When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral .... I'm a proctologist."
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

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    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    I'm going to look it up now.

    CP

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    While you are at it, look up gynecologist.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers View Post
    While you are at it, look up gynecologist.
    In the version sent to me, he was in fact a gynecologist. But I thought a proctologist would be funnier.

    Cheers,
    Joe
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    Cheers, Ern

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    Cheers Rum Pig

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