Australian Love Story

[Iain]

Daryl is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his
girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.

Daryl slams on the brakes and yells: "Shazza what the bloody hell d'ya
Think ya doing?"

Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says: "G'day Daryl. You
got me pregnant, so now I'm gonna kill meself".

Daryl gets a lump in his throat when he hears this. "Shazza", he says,
"Fair dinkum not only are ya a top root, but you're a real sport
too"....... and drives off.

[Daddles]

Just as a matter of interest Iain, when WAS the last time your missus spoke to you :confused:

Richard

[Forest Gump]

Daddles, probably about 10 years ago when they parted company.

Daniel

[ozwinner]

Whoa dudes, back off.


Al :mad:

[Forest Gump]

Al


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Daniel

[Iain]

Ye Gods, I only passed on an email I got..............

[Daddles]

Ye Gods, I only passed on an email I got..............

And in typical forum style, we missed no opportunity to beat you around the ears with it

Hey, it was worth it, we got a bite from Al

And now we will return to our normal programming ... picking on someone else

Richard

[Iain]

[ozwinner]

Just as a matter of interest Iain, when WAS the last time your missus spoke to you :confused:

Richard

See, here is where it goes all wrong!!

If you had said "when WAS the last time your EXmissus spoke to you?"

I would have got it, maybe?

But I took it you were haveing a go at Iain for some unknown reason.

Al

[echnidna]

"when WAS the last time your EXmissus spoke to you?"
Al

Before she became EX, nottaword since

[Daddles]

Al, you need to remember that if you understand anything on this forum, you've misunderstood it.

Cheers
Richard

[Kev Y.]

Just as a matter of interest Iain, when WAS the last time your missus spoke to you :confused:

Richard

I think Iains youngest is about 11, so I think THAT was the last time Rosemary spoke to Iain

[Iain]

I think Iains youngest is about 11, so I think THAT was the last time Rosemary spoke to Iain

She may have been asleep

[Daddles]

She may have been asleep

You tried that one too :eek:

Richard