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    Default Pressie for teacher

    On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

    The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

    The sweet-shop owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of chocolates.

    Then the bottle shop owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.

    She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

    "Is it Scotch ?" she guessed.

    "No," the boy replied.

    She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"

    "No," said the little boy.........


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    .........."it's a PUPPY!!"
    Cheers Fred



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    Doh!
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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