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    Default A born loser

    A little guy is sitting at a bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, “What'cha gonna do about it?

    The poor little guy starts crying "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says.
    "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying.

    "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home."

    He continues, crying even harder.

    "Then I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison."
    regards,

    Dengy

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    very good
    Cheers Fred



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