In deep & ya don't know it

[John Saxton]

>> Bryan came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as

>> he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.

>>

>>

>> He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a

>> strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white

>> robe.

>>

>>

>> "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my

>> bedroom?".

>>

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>> The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".

>>

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>> Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to

>> live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me

>> back straight away".

>>

>>

>> St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch.

>> We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

>>

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>> Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his

>> house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.

>>

>>

>> A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around

>> pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this

>> strange feeling welling up inside him.

>>

>>

>> The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen,

>> how are you enjoying your first day here?"

>>

>>

>> "It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside

>> like I'm about to explode".

>>

>>

>> "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never

>> laid an egg before".

>>

>>

>> "Never" replies Brian "Well just relax and let it happen" And so he did

>> and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under

>> his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions

>> got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.

>>

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>> When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming

>> and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that

>> ever happened to him... ever!!!

>>

>>

>> The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he

>> felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife

>>

>>

>> shouting "Brian, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're sh*tting the bed".

>>

[johnc]

I might be one sick puppy because that one brought a tear to the eye.