I was just watching Parkinson and there was an Irish comedian on and he told this joke. I thought it was funny.

During the Belfast IRA troubles there was this guy wandering down the street during the night and he was grabbed and dragged into a dark alley.

The guy that grabbed him asked him if he was Catholic or Protestant.

He thought to himself "I had better be careful what I say here" so he said I am Jewish.

The guy then said to him.



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I must be the luckiest Arab in Belfast.