The best clean joke of the year

[ryanclan]

GETTING MARRIED
Jack,age 92,and Gil,age 89,living in Aukland,are all excited about thrir decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding ,and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.

Jack addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner??:

The pharmacist answers ,"Yes"

Jack:" We're about to get married.Do you sell heart medication ??:
Pharmacist" "Of course we do ,"

Jack: "How about medicine for circulation??"

Pharmacist:"All kinds."

Jack: "
Medicine for rheumatism ?? "

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jack." how about suppositories ?? "

Pharmacist : " You bet ! "

Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and alzheimer's ??:
Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety. The works.."

Jack " What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinsons disease ??"

Pharmacist :" Absolutely .. '

Jack :" Everything for heartburn, and indigestion ?? "

Pharmacist: " WE sure do"

Jack : "You sell wheelchaires and walkers and canes ?? "

Pharmacist : " Sure do , All speeds and sizes : "

Jack : "Adult incontinence pants ?? "

Pharmacist : " Sure, all sizes : "

JACK & GILL
THEN WE WOULD LIKE TO USE THIS STORE FOR OUR WEDDING PRESENTS LIST

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