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    Default Never Lie To A Woman

    A man called home to his wife and said, "HoneyI have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends

    We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"
    " Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

    The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

    The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

    The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

    He said, "Yes! Lots of salmon, some bluegill, and a few swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?"

    You'll love the answer...


    The wife replied, "
    I did. They're in your fishing box ..."
    Just do it!

    Kind regards Rod

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    ...love it...love it...love it... SPRUNG


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