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    Default Tell me it's a joke...

    http://www.smh.com.au/photogallery/2...724556520.html

    I'm sorry, but if I saw a bloke wearing a skirt like the 'chap' in one of these pics, I would feel honour bound to slay him with the nearest blunt object.

    Don't talk to me about kilts, that's different (and they're Scots). This is just WRONG :mad:
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    I thought he was, well, umm, sort of cute.
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    SilentC I don't think it looks that bad.

    But I've got to say those chicks modeling them are down right ugly!
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    Doesn't work for me.

    Maybe in Oxford St they'll be popular. :confused:

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    Reminds me of the time when I attended a blokey function (a geologist's barbeque) in Darwin (redneck central). I wore a mauve shirt, without it ever occurring to me that it might give the wrong impression. A geologist, who had slurped a number of beers, wanted to punch me out for being a poofter (not that there is anything wrong with that, as Seinfeld would say). I was forced to beat a strategic retreat and be more careful thereafter about my choice of shirt colour.

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    I think it's bloody disgraceful !!! :mad:

    I mean, I would NEVER wear an above the knee skirt with an 'off the shoulder' after 5 top ! I mean darlings, Hello !, it just doesn't go.
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    This is a breach of the Code of Practice of such enormous magnitude that it might constitute a capital offence.

    On the other hand, I notice that the designer is a woman so she is obviously(to borrow a phrase from the Captoon) jest toking the pooss! (Unless, of course, Vivienne is the name of a male person :eek: :eek: (who, if that were the case, could not be described accurately as a bloke)!
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    We've all seen pictures of Al wearing this sort of thing, so I think you should lay off and let a bloke wear a skirt if he wants.
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    A foilie skirt!
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    Its not a joke its called .. Fashion. Look at some of the women fashion events where you see them wearing bird cages over their heads. All we can hope is that they never make it out into the real world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry72
    A foilie skirt!
    Do you want a piccy??

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    Nooooooooooooooooo
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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner
    Do you want a piccy??

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    No need Al, saw it first time around.


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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC
    http://www.smh.com.au/photogallery/2...724556520.html

    I'm sorry, but if I saw a bloke wearing a skirt like the 'chap' in one of these pics, I would feel honour bound to slay him with the nearest blunt object.

    Don't talk to me about kilts, that's different (and they're Scots). This is just WRONG :mad:
    God's teeth, but that's just bluidy awful Don't mind (aka like) delicious non-male types wearing silly gear at fashion shows, but so-called 'chaps' wearing this sort of kit... If that blunt object isn't worn out, can I borrow it please? otherwise I'll just have to bring a sharper object.. a "scary sharp" object, for the use of...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocker
    Reminds me of the time when I attended a blokey function (a geologist's barbeque) in Darwin (redneck central). I wore a mauve shirt, without it ever occurring to me that it might give the wrong impression. A geologist, who had slurped a number of beers, wanted to punch me out for being a poofter (not that there is anything wrong with that, as Seinfeld would say). I was forced to beat a strategic retreat and be more careful thereafter about my choice of shirt colour.

    Rocker
    That'll teach you to rock up to a Geologist's barbeque....they're generally pretty boring affairs anyway...a bunch of boring gits, most of whom barely scraped through their uni degrees, all milling around talking about geology. Worse than a teachers barbeque.

    Cant understand why the purple shirt caused you so much trouble.....whenever theres a Geologist's bbq at my house youd be hard pressed to find many people wearing "normal" colours.
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