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Thread: ouch
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28th May 2006, 12:17 AM #1
ouch
A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another
woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and
put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the
handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband was terrified, and
screamed, Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?" The
wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's
hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You do
whatever you have to".I tried to be normal once.
Worst 2 minutes of my life.
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