Rules for a happy life.

[Papa]

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

[fenderbelly]

very good but four !!! the mind boggles

[joe greiner]

At a "Last Supper" military briefing before the invasion of (whatever), a toast: "To our wives and sweethearts; may they never meet."

Joe