The beat

[Allan at Wallan]

A bereaved lady was distressed regarding the loss of her
husband. Her best friend consoled her saying, "You are
still relatively young, you have your life to look forward to,
and lets face it we all have to go someday".

The widow replied, "He was a great husband and a fine
father. He was a marvellous lover, in fact we used to make
love to the sound of the church bells every Sunday. If it
wasn't for a fire truck racing past here last Sunday he might
still be alive".

Allan

[munruben]

Wow. I will have to be careful when the ice cream truck comes down our street.

[damian]

Because you stop what your doing to race out and meet it ?

[Gingermick]

that'd leave the other party a bit put out if he did