An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he
doesn't care for Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel
if there's any place around where he can get American food.

The concierge tells him he's in luck, there's a pizza place that just
opened, and they deliver. The concierge gives the businessman the
phone number, and he goes back to his room and orders a pizza.

Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up to the door with the pizza.

The businessman takes the pizza, and starts sneezing uncontrollably.
He asks the delivery man, "What on earth did you put on this pizza?"

The delivery man bows deeply and says, "We put on the pizza what you
ordered, pepper only."