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    Default Tennessee 10 Commandments

    Tennessee Ten Commandments

    Some people in Tennessee have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in middle Tennessee got together and translated the "King James" into "Jackson County" language,.... no joke, read on...

    The Hillbilly's Tennessee Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church Gainesboro.

    (1) Just one God.

    (2) Honor yer Ma &Pa.

    (3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.

    (4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'

    (5) Put nothin' before God.

    (6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.

    (7) No killin.'

    (8) Watch yer mouth.

    (9) Don't take what ain't yers.

    (10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

    Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?

    Y'all have a nice day.

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    You forgot No. 11

    "No cleanin yer racoon gun durin church"

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    #12....dont get get sprung doing 1to 11
    smile and the world will smile with you

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    Talking Uh, Wait,...

    Thought this might be a good place to introduce myself and say I love reading your group. Leasten I's did,

    Any way, Been lurking for a while, and just wanted to say hi. I build some boxes and do some scrolling, Love the boxes on here.

    Joe Hiller
    Nashville, TN USA
    The cost of our mistakes is directly proportional to our ages.

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    G'day Joe,
    Have you heard the one about the Newfie seal catcher??????
    Welcome to a great forum.
    Regards,
    Noel

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    13. Dont breed with ya sista even if she is cute


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    Exclamation wait

    That's Mississippi!! Honest.

    Joe
    The cost of our mistakes is directly proportional to our ages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by catfishtn View Post
    That's Mississippi!! Honest.

    Joe
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    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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